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You’ve Got To Know When To Fold ‘Em

Campaigns regarding maltreatment of animals, abortion, climate change and third world oppression are rife about campus, but when confronted with problem gambling, the student population is unusually silent. Harris Williamson takes a look at why the student attitude towards gambling is so passive.

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Seriously Fucked Up

Ibiza, Las Vegas, the Playboy Mansion, the Beehive, the office of Hustler, the casting couch of Hustler, Hamilton and possibly Timaru. What do these unspeakable places have in common? They are debauchery magnets.

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The Case of The Missing Argument

The Change Proposal for American Studies makes for pretty bleak reading. At best it is painfully self-ironizing: at the very time when the authors suggest that we do not need fields of examination that encourage both culture-wide interrogation of arguments and...

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Columns

Devil’s Advocate: Good Call or General Crap?

By The Minister for Televisual Affairs

Wednesday 16th May
Devil’s Advocate: Good Call or General Crap?

Government funding policies aren't usually dinnertime conversation, but when it's used for reality TV it generates some pretty loud moral outrage. Headlines regarding The GC were surprisingly histrionic and portentous – The GC worries tourism industry! Divides the nation! Is unashamedly trashy!
Perhaps all of the above? There's manufactured drama, some titillating undie shots, extremely awkward staged conversations for the benefit of the magic pixie TV story editors, vain guys kissing their biceps and a 40th floor pad called "The Whare". Despite the ridiculousness, I'm feeling oddly warm and fuzzy towards The GC. Confirmed bachelor Tame, the show's genial "star", is a natural in front of the camera and his way with words is so funny I'm not sure if I'm laughing with him or at him. I don't think he cares.
When the show's largely foreign-owned production company first received...

I’m not sure if I’m laughing with him or at him. I don’t think he cares.

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Columns

Animal Rights

By Alicia Sudden

Wednesday 16th May
Animal Rights

Fair trade, the flavour of the fortnight, has its basis in human rights. All creatures should have a right to a fair and just life, yet this basic right all too often does not extend past opposable thumbs.
While we may picture rolling meadows and frolicking lambs, the reality for the majority of the world's livestock is concrete confinements. The farming industry is now dominated by a handful of big corporations who are able to produce high quantities of food through factory farming, a method based purely on fiscal gain where the animals are considered merely as commodities to be exploited. It is legalised cruelty.
The animals are kept in cramped cages, crates, overcrowded sheds and stalls, many without any natural light. These awful conditions prevent them from exhibiting their natural behaviour and they become both mentally and physically ill. To keep them alive, the animals are...

Unlike the farm animals, we can speak out against institutionalised animal cruelty.

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Letters to the Editor


That was some bad acid

16 May 2012

Dear Canta,

Please never publish anything like that LSD article ever again. It was the most horrible thing I have ever had the misfortune to read. People do the most awful things on it, such as suffocating their friends to death by stuffing a bed sheet down their throat, thinking they are fighting snakes at the centre of the earth (R v Lipman [1969] 3 All ER 410). I am sincerely hoping that...

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Greedy Greedy

16 May 2012

The UCSA’s decision to get rid of the food carts is shit for a number of reasons.

1 It means that we’re stuck with the UCSA’s overpriced crap;
2 It’s the kind of unethical, monopolistic behaviour that gives student unions a bad name.

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Whisper master passes judgment

16 May 2012

Greeting to all those Oriental folk who flock to the Crypt at around 7 PM every night to play your little Dungeons and Dragons game (or whatever it is you play)... and squawk loudly all night....

Stop it. It may be the norm to scream at the person next to you in Asia due to overcrowding, but this is New Zealand, and we don’t have that problem here.

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Things first year arts students discuss

16 May 2012

Dear Longboarders,

If skateboarding is skating then doesn't that make longboarding longing?

I do not know exactly what you are longing for longboarders, maybe you are longing for class, maybe you are longing for home, maybe you are just longing to lift your longing spirits. Long on longboarders.

Love
Tash

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