CANTA’S University Survival Guide is the best online resource a student could ever need, and is possibly the most comprehensive work CANTA has ever featured!

Below you will find guides, tips, tricks, and step-by-step instructions for just about every possible scenario a student could face, inside the lecture hall and out.

So sit back and read at your leisurely pace, or come here when you’re in an emergency and need some urgent help. CANTA’s survival guide will help you get the most out of your years spent getting mentally and physically drained at University!

By Liam Donnelly

how to avoid freshers

how to avoid losing things at a gig

How blend in at uc

how to convince bouncers you are sober

how to Cope with the aftermath of screwing the crew

how to create a last minute mardi gras costume

how to cure a hangover

how to deal with a bad kisser

how to deal with an irate neighbour

how to ditch a weirdo

how to escape a fight

how to excape a mosh pit

how to find a cheap feed

how to flirt

how to get someone to come back to your house

how to get your bond back

how to make some fast cash

how to make your shit room look flash

how to not be a dick at a concert

how to not get busted with booze in your room

how to skateboard without bailing

how to strategically intervene if your friend is about to make a huge mistake

how to survive a burglary

how to survive class when hungover

how to survive on no sleep

how to survive the walk of shame

how to survive waking up next to someone you don't remember

how to survive your first week of university

how to talk shit

how to vomit correctly