How To Survive Class When Hungover

  1. FIRST OFF, THIS A ROTTEN SITUATION TO BE IN

There’s really not a whole lot you can do. A lecture theatre that you once enjoyed will transform into a humid vomit inducing pit.

  1. PREVENTATIVE MEASURES

Panadol, take plenty of this. Take plenty of water or Powerade too, hydration and electrolytes are important. A berroca wouldn’t go amiss either; B vitamins before bed or early in the morning will help clear your head.   

  1. TAKE A RECORDING DEVICE WITH YOU

Face it, your note-taking skills are not going to be on point, and you’ll probably miss all the important stuff. But if you are going to write or type notes, write an apology for the poor quality of notes at the beginning, it is nice to be courteous to your future self.

  1. SIT AT THE END OF THE TABLE

This is important as a quick getaway may be necessary if your bodily fluids are screaming for release.

  1. TRUST IN THE POWER OF THE MIND

You only feel seedy because you had a glorious night or day before. This hangover is merely penance for your unrestrained growth into adulthood. Focus on how enjoyable the night was to make this time seem worthwhile.

  1. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MASTURBATION WILL NOT HELP

It dehydrates you. It will also make your classmates uncomfortable.