6:00am: Wake up
6:05am: Have a cigarette and a black coffee
6:15am: Shower
6:35am: Put on clothing
7:05am: Have a cigarette
7:10am: Eat breakfast of Weetbix and milk
7:35am: Read newspaper
7:36am: Immediately get angry at newspaper
8:00am: Turn on old-timey radio to listen to news
8:01am: Immediately get angry at radio news
8:30am: Have a cigarette
8:35am: Sulk about positive media coverage of Jacinda
9:00am: Ring Jacinda – straight to voicemail
9:01am: Banter on phone with Shane Jones
9:55am: Have a cigarette
10:00am: Attempts to join Zoom meeting for epidemic response
10:30am: Swear at computer, give up attempting to join Zoom meeting, have a cigarette.
10:40am: Flick Jacinda a message, get left on seen.
10:45am: Turn on Trackside, cry because there’s no races to bet on.
11:30am: Prank call Simon Bridges
11:40am: Have a cigarette
11:45am: Lunch
1:00pm: Join Cabinet meeting via telephone (Zoom too difficult)
3:00pm: Have a cigarette
3:05pm: Tell some journalists they suck at their jobs
4:00pm: Nap
5:00pm: Have a cigarette and crate bottle
5:10pm: Cook dinner (meat and 3 veg)
5:40pm: Eat dinner
6:00pm: Watch news
6:01pm: Immediately get angry at news
7:00pm: Have a cigarette
7:10pm: Fall asleep