Matthew Poole, 44 – City boy of the flat, diehard chiefs fan. An avid bird watcher, he has owned numerous bird baths.
Jarred Durling, 21 – Worst cook, dirtiest flatmate. Jarred is fully operational at all times. Cousin of Suliasi Vunivalu, Joe Rockocko, Albert Vete and Blake Gibson.
Daniel Grimes, 21 – And in the red corner weighing in at 195 pounds Daniel ‘The Grim Reaper’ Grimes. 0-3 against himself. Straight out of his cot. Fresh from Dunedin.
Michael Foley, 21 – Bernie Madoff’s youngest son. Rent comes in late regularly, fresh from a Swiss bank account via a Cayman Island trust fund. Founder and guarantor of the $725 Warriors top-8 syndicate.
Rhian Ward, 21 – Lead singer in his cover band “Wardy and the Dustpans”. Finishes faster than Nick Willis. Quote “I’m the lead singer in a band would you like to come hear?”. Did we mention he’s in a band? EP to come.
Callum Wisbey, 21 – Callum does the bins. Biggest heavyweight at all events especially all ages ones. You will find Callum facing the wrong way at most Uni events.
Hugh Knight, 21 – G’day Hugh Knight here, probably just got my phone on silent. Shaved his head in year 13. Often over-tired on certain weekends.
Oliver Jones-Allen, 21 – Old as the hills, has been round the block. Best friend of Gordon especially on a hot day in Bombay. Needs to relearn the English language. Proverbial Ace. Go the Makos.
Scott Bevin, 21 – 2 metre Peter is the current UC breast stroke champion. Is a huge advocate of dry bagels down the road. Doesn’t know what his girlfriend’s names is, and not sure why she’s leaving or where she’s going to depart to. #BS4L