How To Survive The Walk Of Shame
The “walk of shame” is both dreaded and unavoidable. You meet some hot piece when you are out boogying the night away and he/she whisks you off their humble abode. How else are you meant to get home in the morning? Here are a few tips on how to own that walk.
- TAKE A FEW PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES
If you’re feeling lucky as you get ready at your house, pack an “arsenal” in your bag that includes deodorant and facial wipes. You may feel a bit better about yourself if you don’t smell.
- THEFT IS AN OPTION
If you’re ballsy then steal (loan, whatever, depends how much fun you had right?) a t-shirt and chuck it on.
- OWN IT
Walk with your head held high and your shoes in your hands. One writer once said, “Why do the walk of shame when you can do the strut of delight?”