How To Get Someone To Come Back To Your House

  1. “LET’S BUILD A FORT”

It is widely known that no drunk man or woman can resist the offer of snuggling up under a fort made out of blankets. This is an innocent way of inviting your crush back for the night to spend some more time together, after that it is up to you to make your moves.

  1. “THERE’S A KARAOKE PARTY AT MINE”

Everyone loves singing karaoke, and everyone loves watching people sing karaoke. However this play comes with many uncontrollable factors, which could throw off anybody looking to score. Before you implement this plan be aware of the following; your flatmates’ mood and schedule for the following day, and whether you are coherent enough to set up karaoke.

  1. “WE SHOULD SPLIT A TAXI”

This will not get him/her to come home with you but it will get you well on the way to making the beast with two backs. In the taxi is the perfect time to ask your special friend to save their money by ending up at the same destination. You may even come across a taxi driver that tries to be your wingman.

  1. “I’VE GOT AN ELECTRIC BLANKET”

If it’s in the middle of winter and you have just been herded out of The Foundry like a bunch of wild goats, there is no way that this line will let you down.

  1. “I’M LOCKED OUT – HELP ME?”

This quite obvious approach cuts through all the flirting and lets your friend know what you are after, unless of course you are actually locked out and the guy you are hitting on is actually a locksmith.

  1. “WE SHOULD GO HOME AND DRINK ALL THE LEFTOVER ALCOHOL”

This is pretty desperate, however in telling the truth I have used this before. This pick-up line appeals to the optimist alcoholic in a situation. They may not be over the moon at passing up their bed or enduring the walk of shame in the morning, but at least they get some free alcohol and some hanky panky to make is worthwhile.