Let us tell you just how bloody spectacular we are. First off, we identify as a sorority (ΖΩθ) as there eight of us girls all living in the one flat, each with very vibrant personalities. Our other flat names include ‘The Parkstone Bar and Spa’ and ‘Bangers and Mash’. Flat features may include but are not limited to complementary condoms on entry, plus a whole lot blue-tacked to the wall, spelling out our sorority name (we like to promote safety). Also a lovely balcony (aka MASH HQ) and our prized deck out back, overlooking the creek. Beautifully positioned on the creek’s edge is ‘the cabin’, which is actually just Jemma’s sleep out.