Flat Famous: THE VATICAN

CANTA Issue #9, 2017

We are the Vatican, where the bread and wine consists of s****y c***k and Billy Mavs.

The seven members of our congregation are Frank “fucc boi” Beker, Matthew “shotgun s****er” Small, Josh “the fouhy” Fouhy and Harry “Christopher Jack” Seagar *Pride. Also included are our president botanists Gabe “b*g d**k” Harris and Callum “w***n burner” Rix. Then to match the Christchurch ratios, the solo female; Tayla “j****e fever with the odd redhead on the side” Richards.

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