How To Ditch A Weirdo

Got a socially awkward Creepy McCreepster hanging around you like a bad smell? Here are some things that may help you kick them to the kerb.

1. KICK THEM TO THE KERB
2. PLAY HIDE AND SEEK

Just don’t do the seeking part when they hide. Maybe even lock that cupboard they’re in (but not for too long, you don’t want to get a reputation like Josef Fritzl).

3. FAKE A PHONE CALL

Just pick up your phone and start talking into it then walk off, never to return. You can even do this if you don’t have a phone, just stick your finger in your ear and pretend you have Bluetooth.

4. OUT-WEIRDO THE WEIRDO

Just totally get all freaky, start telling them about your undying love for hamsters, perhaps moonwalk everywhere, maybe even start speaking in tongues.