How To Ditch A Weirdo
Got a socially awkward Creepy McCreepster hanging around you like a bad smell? Here are some things that may help you kick them to the kerb.
- KICK THEM TO THE KERB
- PLAY HIDE AND SEEK
Just don’t do the seeking part when they hide. Maybe even lock that cupboard they’re in (but not for too long, you don’t want to get a reputation like Josef Fritzl).
- FAKE A PHONE CALL
Just pick up your phone and start talking into it then walk off, never to return. You can even do this if you don’t have a phone, just stick your finger in your ear and pretend you have Bluetooth.
- OUT-WEIRDO THE WEIRDO
Just totally get all freaky, start telling them about your undying love for hamsters, perhaps moonwalk everywhere, maybe even start speaking in tongues.